A Public Service Announcement

If you are a peeping tom in the Berkeley area, this message may be for you. First, let's get something clear: Just because a bathroom happens to be at ground level doesn't mean that users of that bathroom are fair game for unsolicited photography sessions. So, if you're the weasel who was attempting to take/taking pictures of me in the shower last Sunday night, I'd better not see my wet, naked ass on the internet. I have friends in 1337 places—they'll go all haXor on you.